I Accidentally Went to Brazil After the Club

I don’t know why but I’m actually really bizarre on a night out. Like this weekend, I genuinely wanted to call someone’s parents and tell them they raised their child with really good manners. Random, I know.

I was flirting with the bartender at one of the clubs (your girl needs to get free drinks OKAY). He was Brazilian. He comes back into the story later.

Also, I LOVE kissing everyone on a night out. My camera roll is just me kissing people. I kept thinking people were other people too. I went up to this girl and said “are you the girl that cuts melons on Instagram reels?” and was fully convinced this other guy was someone else (the one I’m kissing in the photo lol). Loves it.

There was definitely a point I sobered up and then I was just GONE again. It hits 2am and Manaaki wanted to leave, so I go home with him. The whole Uber ride I was calling every single guy because I was in THAT mood. Looking back at my DMs the next day was… interesting.

Then I remembered my Brazilian bartender. Next thing you know, I’m leaving Manaaki’s house and I’m on the road to Brazil. Brazil and I had a great time. We love Brazilians.

Left his place at 2:30pm the next day (up and out). Anyway, I remember bits and pieces, but moral of the story…I had a great time from what I can remember xx

XOXO CATI GIRL